// Avalon Metaphaze NoRightClick routine and humor...
//

var message;
var messagenum=0;
var mess= new Array(
'Metaphaze is a World of Magic.  You need to be a more powerful wizard than that to examine its secrets.',
'Really, Metaphaze is magical.  You don\'t want to do that.',
'I\'m warning you.  That is not allowed.',
'Persistent aren\'t you?',
'Really persistent, huh?',
'Honestly...',
'Well, if you insist.  But the answer stays the same.',
'Really now.  If it didn\'t work the first time, what makes you think it will now?',
'Keep doing it will only result in the same thing.',
'It is not working!',
'Did you hear me?  It isn\'t working.',
'What part of \'not working\' don\'t you understand?',
'Not!',
'Still not!',
'Nope!',
'Still not working!',
'You know you can do this all day.',
'The answer is still \'not working\'.',
'You honestly need help.',
'Does your mother know you are this obnoxious?',
'What about your father?',
'Is someone forcing you to do this?',
'Keep it up and the wizard council will be notified!',
'Aye... talk to the hand',
'How about talking to the fist instead?',
'Now STOP that!',
'We\'ve notified the wizard council and you\'ve been logged as a certifiable button pusher.',
'Keep it up and they\'ll add just \'certifiable\'.',
'It seems you don\'t really care.',
'Well, can\'t say we\'ve talked about this.',
'You leave me no choice.',
'It is up to you.',
'Final warning!',
'De ja vue...'
);
assignmessage(); // initial

function assignmessage(){
  message=mess[messagenum];
  messagenum=messagenum+1;
  if (messagenum==mess.length) messagenum=0;
} //end assignmessage()

function noRightClickIE() {
  if (event.button==2) {
   alert(message);
   assignmessage();
   return false;
  }
} //endfunction noRightClickIE

function noRightClickNS4(e) {
 if (document.layers||document.getElementById&&!document.all) {
  if (e.which==2||e.which==3) {
   alert(message);
   assignmessage();
   return false;
  }
 }
} //endfunction noRightClickNS4

if (document.layers){
  document.captureEvents(Event.MOUSEDOWN);
  document.onmousedown=noRightClickNS4;
 }
else if (document.all&&!document.getElementById) {
 document.onmousedown=noRightClickIE;
}

document.oncontextmenu=new Function("alert(message); assignmessage(); return false")